tommypom:

So.. Halfsies?

tommypom:

So.. Halfsies?

When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty.
DUH

DUH

(Source: mrsbey)

pleatedjeans:

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Hey Jesus, lemme smell your hair. Mmmmmm. Dat smells good tho

pleatedjeans:

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Hey Jesus, lemme smell your hair. Mmmmmm. Dat smells good tho

tramampoline:

hentaihotsprings:

oh fuck he getting it

this video is so good-hearted. this video has never failed to make me smile

(Source: flightcub)

I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess
demon:i possessed you
me:get the fuck out
demon:damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me:shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

problematicpoc:

"feat Nicki Minaj"

*skips to nicki’s verse* 

(Source: negropean)

(Source: nulchar)

If you are 35 or younger - and quite often, older - the advice of the old economy does not apply to you. You live in the post-employment economy, where corporations have decided not to pay people. Profits are still high. The money is still there. But not for you. You will work without a raise, benefits, or job security. Survival is now a laudable aspiration.